i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
Photographer Franck Bohbot captures the classic movie palaces of southern California [x]
I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica’s around, ask me about fire trucks.
i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.